I am a Christian and I am opposed to the new Healthcare [...]
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I am a Christian and I am opposed to the new Healthcare [...] Lizzie here. Annabelle won’t write about sex. I cannot think of anything more hysterically funny than sex. My first time was in a Chevy Camaro going down Highway 41 in a thunderstorm. Dwayne’s crazy brother Ed was driving and I was drunk out of my mind on Boone’s Farm. I never should’ve worn that little sundress. [...] If there is any good thing to come out of this recession, it’s this. I tell my son when we can’t go to the movies or eat anything for dinner except baked beans that he damn well HAS to work hard in school and do better than his mama. Being willing to work hard just isn’t enough any more. [...] Now, here’s what I call sort of a test to tell real Christians from fakes. See, to me, if you are a real Christian, the details don’t matter. I don’t care if Jesus was married or not. I don’t care if every word of the bible is literally true or not, although I don’t think it is. I don’t even think it’s important whether or not Jesus was conceived immaculately or from regular sex. If you are an imposter, you get all excited and wrapped up in these arguments, and you will fight about it to the death. I know, I dated a fundamentalist [...] Why hasn’t our president done more about the oil spill? A friend sent me a video showing day-by-day the complete lack of interest Obama has shown in getting the spill cleaned up. He has been too busy campaigning and playing [...] |
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