Money before greed?

People who have money tend to want more. And they want it to the point that they think they NEED more. Whereas I meet people who actually need money and those people never really get too greedy about it. It seems that greed grows when around more [...]

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s amazing that people believe so strongly in something they only hear stories about. I can’t even stop being angry at mankind during traffic. I would love to believe in anything half as much as those nuts who expect the world to end in 2012 or when Jesus comes back. Oh well, you nuts keep on [...]

Can't we all just get along?

I can see the appeal to having a two party system, but I haven’t seen positive outcome of a two party system in a long time. And boy do I wish I meant going to two parties every night. No, I mean political parties, and the people too ignorant of the actual issues to consider not fighting the other [...]

All the Single Ladies...are nuts!

Can someone explain to me why women are insane?

That question is not serious of course, because NO ONE can explain women. Not even other women. And it doesn’t work to say that guys are insane too, because guys are simply stupid. They just don’t know any [...]

Television makes me want to kill myself

I am ashamed to say I watch television.

How can shows like Arrested Development get cancelled in their prime, but shows like Jersey Shore get renewed without any hesitation? I want to understand it, but this insanity is beyond my comprehension. [...]

Stray Shit

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.