OBAMA: NOT A COMMUNIST

I’ve read that there are people who believe Barack Obama is a Communist. I think it’s very likely that the person who wrote that couldn’t tell you what it [...]

Dating: Fools Rush In

Dating.
The very word strikes fear into the depths of my being. Ye Gods, I’d rather have a root canal than a date.

Don’t get me wrong: it’s not like I want matchmakers and arranged marriages, and I don’t think the Shakers had it right. Everybody remember the Shakers? They made some nice furniture, but as a [...]

Neighbors in Cyberspace! cyber-crabgrass

The world is changing., and this is the new way we schmooze, but these are still the [...]

Working Girls

I was in the audience last week at a Washington, DC comedy club (I won’t mention the name, anyway it’s probably being fumigated) and this guy onstage told everyone that women don’t have to worry about the current crap economy “cause y’all got a money-maker between yo’ legs”.

Surprisingly, none of the women there seemed [...]

Stray Shit

2 and 5 are the only prime numbers that end in 2 or 5.