Can someone explain to me why women are insane?
That question is not serious of course, because NO ONE can explain women. Not even other women. And it doesn’t work to say that guys are insane too, because guys are simply stupid. They just don’t know any better.
Don’t get me wrong I understand that women have hormones that pretty much dictate how they think and react to, well, everything. But that doesn’t mean guys can be ready to adhere to every subtle change in the woman’s attitude.
Men don’t have the equipment to handle such sensitive changes in tone. We have equipment to make farts funny. And let me tell you, farts are ALWAYS funny. Right ladies?
But I digress. Women are crazy and guys get punished. Don’t believe me? Live with a woman and then leave the seat up. Oh the howling over how the seat needs to be down at all times. Now I’m no anatomy expert, but do women lack the ability to look down before sitting down? Can they not LOOK at a toilet before thinking “I should put that seat down before I make water.” Because women say “make water”. But it seems rather insane (see what I did there?) that the guy should be responsible for the toilet at all times. And that’s just too much responsibility for any human.
Also most women approve of Sex and the City, when The A-Team is clearly superior. So if anyone can, explain to me the fairer sex.
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Here is the fix for that never ending female complaint. Put the seat down and then put the cover down, Now you both have to do something before you can satisfy natures call.
Ok that was by far the most un-informed sexist piece of trash I’ve ever read.
There are plenty of women in this world who don’t give a damn about toilet seats, do not like Sex in the City, would rather watch any amount of horror and action films, and who are quite honestly more sane than many of the male population. For every arrogant son of a bitch who thinks he is God’s gift to mankind there is an equally disturbed crying sniveling man who makes some women look like they have more testosterone than he does.
So, just because you are dating a woman who drives you obviously INSANE don’t go and assume the rest of us are the same.