Porn can be fun, but it also misleads people by portraying unrealistic sex. I thought I would help the men sort a little bit of fact from fiction when it comes to what porn stars do that most normal women don’t.
Most if not all women do not enjoy performing oral sex as much as you think we do. We are more than happy to be on the receiving end. But, the very idea of having a penis in my mouth makes me gag. Men have it easy. Men performing oral sex is like licking a tootsie pop. I can hear you men now, “It isn’t as easy as it looks.” What, does your tongue get tired? Poor baby. Try taking that tootsie pop you were licking, dip it in thick syrup, coat it in salt, and shove it down your throat. Giving head is about as pleasant. The texture alone makes my stomach flutter.
Even when we break down and decide to give you this kind of pleasure, please do not “help” us. When I say help, I am referring to the hand on the back of the head. No matter what you see on porn, gentlemen, deep-throating is not something all women can do. Only extremely talented women have this ability. I personally have a very high gag reflex. So do not force us any farther than we want to go. We will perform at our own pace. If your helping hand gets a little over-zealous, we will start gagging and not like they do on the porn videos. No, we will physically get sick on your dick, and that ain’t sexy. Lastly, if we are performing oral sex, and your little cup is about to spill over,the least you can do is give us a courtesy tap on the shoulder.
Another misconception spread by the porn industry is that women like it in the ass. Some women do like anal sex. Hey, more power to you. But, for most of us, that is a one-way street, honey, and the sign says “Exit Only.” Nothing can ruin a good time like a little poke in the danger zone. It can transform that moist oasis into the driest desert in seconds.
My advice for men: take your time. Sex isn’t NASCAR. Enjoy it and help your woman enjoy it. There are plenty of options when it comes to sex. Find something you both are comfortable with and enjoy.
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