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Get Ya Freak On

February 16, 2010

Porn is great. It’s provocative and exciting and filthy and naughty. It’s the visual equivalent of sexual candy. It captivates and causes controversies. It’s the unicorn of the celebrity world—has so-and-so made a sex tape yet? Porn fills that primal mind candy by showing us those adventures, those escapades, those exploits that many of us will never be able to experience. Who hasn’t imagined a hot nurse caressing us? Many of us have had a hot high school teacher—naughty, yes?

Porn—like most things that entertain us—is a double edged sword. It can give couples a sexual boost watching adult video together and emulating the images on the screen. It can provide positions and variations to reignite sexual passion. I didn’t know your legs could do that..? Inhibitions that previously held some individuals back can be addressed and broken down. You look really great in heels baby… Now just wear those and nothing else and pretend to wash the dishes…

Yet there are always those that become intoxicated by the sexuality. And it’s not hard to see why. Beautiful women, big breasts, firm assess, long legs… Why not watch this all the time? Because these are fantasies—not realities—beautiful women don’t willingly allow men to grope them in elevators or bend them over school desks. Not every Hispanic maid is a slut willing to earn some extra dolares by cleaning your pipes—and not the ones under the sink.

Porn is addicting the same way alcohol can be addicting. First one might watch it once a week with a significant other. Then maybe another night. And another. And suddenly the innocent fantasy fulfilling machine has now become an obsession. Rubbing one out before work, in the shower, at night… The need to watch porn has become so prevalent for some individuals that he—or she—is unable to become aroused without watching porn. Imagine lying next to your significant other, a good looking man or woman, and being unable to become aroused because you have burnt your erotica cells out on watching porn.

Firm bodies, hard muscles, huge penises, fat booties, long legs, crazy sluts who loved being spanked and slurping on nut sacks—it’s porn. It’s sexual mind candy. AND THAT’S ALL IT IS. Don’t become blind to the fact. It’s a job to these people. They aren’t sexual lunatics. They’re just getting paid to entertain you. Enjoy it. Don’t abuse it.

…….get ya freak on.

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