Well, all I can say is WHAT THE FUCK!

Summer’s Eve has gone off the deep end of poor taste. These ads are not only disgusting but demeaning.

Make sure you click to watch the video!

Listen ladies, your twat shouldn’t be that stanky. If it is, see a medical professional!

My suggestion is very simple. Get elected and be bound by a code of ethics (ie sleep with only your spouse) until such time as you choose to no longer serve or have been voted out by the people.

In order to assure your focus on the collective and national well being, I suggest chastity belts. That’s right, good old fashion lock down.  Naturally the spouse would be given the key therefore insuring fidelity.

It’s a small price to pay for the greater good. The lock down of a few hundred penises (or is it  peni?).  The right to govern also come with many responsibilities.  It doesn’t seem unreasonable to me that the use of a device to insure greater focus and concentration on the job at hand (no pun intended, but I’ll take it) is a small sacrifice. After all, we could offer liberty or death

In the real world, bright, talented, children like senior Jack Christie are suspended from school . He was suspended by a Canadian School Board for posting some YouTube videos in which a crudely drawn stick figure delivers f-bomb laden educational lectures to kids.

While suspended, Jack wisely used his time to reflect on the error of his ways and to create more fucking hilarious videos about his dilemma.  Well played School Board, mission accomplished (much in the same way George W. Bush celebrated the mission accomplished for the fiasco in Iraq).

In case you missed it, this happened in a Canadian school system. Which means they are just as fucked up as US schools. Happy Happy Joy Joy!

PASADENA (CBS) — Four suspects were able to make off with more than 500 gallons of gas at a Mobil station in Pasadena Monday morning.

All told, police said the four men were able to get 528 gallons with a current street value of about $2,246.

The same men are believed to have gotten away with a similar theft, in Studio City two weeks ago, where more than 1,700 gallons was taken.

Police said the men used some type of card or other mechanism to trigger the pumps to release the gas.

The station is located on the 400 block of Allen Avenue.

Officials said the suspects hauled the gas away using flatbed trucks.

The crime took place sometime between 2 and 4 a.m.  Monday morning.

(via CBS News) video available

Have you bought gas lately? I have!

Exxon Mobil and Royal Dutch Shell today reported first-quarter profit increases of 69 percent and 30 percent, respectively, from the same period last year. With rising gas and oil prices, analysts expected the five biggest oil companies — with Exxon as the largest — to report that they are swimming in revenue.

Exxon earned $10.7 billion in the first quarter, up from $6.3 billion. Shell announced profit of $6.3 billion in the first quarter this year, up from $4.8 billion.

I thin it’s time for the American people to help tech the oil companies a lesson. Who wants to play Robin Hood with me?