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Is She Too Sexy?

Is She Too Sexy?
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The dress worn by the First Lady, Michelle Obama, to last week’s State Dinner was upstaged by the dinner crashers. In my opinion, it’s a story that needs to be addressed. Sure, the dress was beautiful, intricate and a great design, but was it too much? Was it a dress that seemed more appropriate at the Oscar’s and not an official government function?

Sex and Ownership

When did sex start meaning ownership? So I’m sleeping with a guy, that means he’s now my boyfriend? That means he can say who I see? I don’t think so. Sex can sometimes just be sex.

Judge it on it’s Own Merits

Sex

It’s another vicious day in Wilmington… a few days after Halloween to be exact and it seems appropriate for me to be writing about sex. Halloween, which used to be about creative costumes but now serves as an excuse to take any career and Slut it Up.

The Stimulation of the Stimulus Package (and I do mean PACKAGE)

Since the beginning of our financial woes, I have thought it was funny to call the US Government’s over spending to save underachieving companies, stimulus. I mean, come on, when you think stimulation are you really thinking money to millionaires? NO, you’re like me, you are thinking VIAGRA!

Let’s not talk about sex.. okay?

Half the fun of sex is the naughtiness of it.

Really? Come on people!

I am so sick and tired of hearing about David Letterman and this blackmailing scheme. Aren’t you? If this was local we would have had a lunchtime news report and nothing more. Maybe a few days if it was the Mayor… but c’mon!

Mr. Fab-ulous

Me: I am having such a lazy day. I’m bored.

Sissy: That’s because you’re single.

Me: Oh, so married people never get bored?

Sissy: No, because we’re too busy feeling sorry for people like you!

Thus began the endless questioning that I do of my life whenever I talk to either one of my sisters. I desperately needed to get out of the house, do something! So I would never have to be bored.

Sex… what’s the big deal?

Sex

What is it about sex that human beings find so inexplicably compelling? I guess the scientific answer is that it’s an evolutionary imperative that’s hardwired into our brains; having sex …Read the Rest

Just Do It!

Sex

Sex is beautiful. It’s fantastic. Short of doing illicit drugs—and I know—it’s the greatest high you can experience. It’s a euphoria that cannot be packaged or chemically recreated. It is two souls dancing, essences entwining, bodies writhing, and many nights passed in glorious ecstasy.

To do it…or not!

To do it…or not!

Premarital sex: “Should you, or shouldn’t you?” I will begin with the simple answer, which is “no” and continue to talk from there. I am not a prude, or at least I don’t believe I am a prude. I just don’t believe that throwing your legs in the air for any and everyone does anyone any good!

Sex you can sink your teeth into.

“Oh, but you have many other very juicy arteries. There’s one in the groin that’s a particular favorite of mine.” –Bill (True Blood) Vampire lore has been captivating audiences for …Read the Rest

Falling for….

At the ripe old age of (mumble age here) I have found myself on countless dates with less than desirable men thinking I’d rather be having a V8 and this extremely hot summer muggy day was no different; but I should probably start at the beginning of this particular story. A few weeks ago I was talking to my sister on the phone and she, in her very lackluster way, threw a dig in at my dating life.