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Clark Kent
 It is nice to see that some industries are recession proof. It seems that the sex toy industry has actually seen great profits throughout these economic down times. My favorite quote from the article?
More couples are staying at home to save money, so rather (than) spending $150 on a one-time dinner, they will spend the same amount for toys that will continue to be used indefinitely.
The best comment about the article?
In this business inflation is a good thing.
Many women whose husbands have lost their jobs are hosting “adult tupperware parties” to make extra money. I say, lets be supportive. Get out there, buy some toys and have sex for the economy. It’s the American thing to do.
Question Mark
Call me clueless, but I just don’t get why people are so upset that a mosque is going to be built near ground zero in New York. Isn’t this still America? Built on the principles of religious freedom? What qualifies you to say that your religion is the only one that should be allowed to worship and grow?
And if you don’t like the “religious freedom” argument, how about the “Golden Rule” argument. You know, treat others like you want to be treated? Do you want to be persecuted for your beliefs? Made to pay for others crimes? I didn’t think so.
And before you Christians get so high and mighty….don’t forget your history. There was a time when “Christians” were traveling to Muslim areas and killing everyone they could that didn’t agree with them.
We certainly can’t forget the ever popular “WWJD” argument. You remember, What Would Jesus Do? I think Jesus was known for hanging out with those that weren’t like him.
And yes, I know, people died tragically…..it shouldn’t be forgotten. But what better way to remember and memorialize those who died than by doing something that bridges the gaps, mends the fences and brings us all closer together? It seems like the perfect time and place for peace, not more fighting and divisiveness.
Jaye Truth
 I know it’s been mentioned before—but some things are worth mentioning Again because some people are so thickheaded that it didn’t stick the first time. Yes—I’m looking at you people who are supporting The Dove World Outreach Center of Gainesville, FL. You people are as dumb as rock and as childish as children who think that getting even is the only way to live. You’re trying to be bullies in a world that is already overpopulated by people who think they can will things to their liking. You are Wrong and by tempting Fate you might just get an answer.
“I have a policy about truth and ass kickings which is—if you ask for it—Then I Have to Let You Have It” said the great and eminent spoken word poet Taylor Mali and this is definitely an instant of Asking For It.
No. Do not burn those Korans. That will not prove anything. We were once a nation of peace and a nation of acceptance for other people. The people who committed 9/11 are Dead or will be when this war is over. On top of that—they do not give a DAMN what you’re burning. You will only show how much of a dumbass you really are. Go for it. You Will impress No One. The thousands of other very peaceful Islamic individuals who love America, respect America, and believe America to be their home.
This is not what Jesus had in mind. No sir—not even close.
Peace, love, understanding, love for his neighbor… not hate and anger and revenge…
You people are full blown jackasses. There is no revenge nor bitter smartass moves involved in the Christian teachings.
You would like to remember 9/11? Fly your American flag at half-mast and pray.
These are my words.
Dot Clemens
No matter how much we may disagree with some of the decisions our representatives make, no matter how angry they make us, they are still human. We are all guilty of forgetting this detail from time to time. It is hard to make fun of politics in the wake of the horrible plane crash that killed former Sen. Ted Stevens and four other people. When a life ends unexpectedly in a tragedy such as this, the labels Republican or Democrat don’t matter any more. The titles that become most important are those of Husband, Wife, Mother, and Father. This accident had me thinking about my own loved ones I have lost. Instead of my usual blog, I offer my condolences to the families of those killed in the crash. I also send up a prayer for those who survived.
Dot Clemens
 Porn can be fun, but it also misleads people by portraying unrealistic sex. I thought I would help the men sort a little bit of fact from fiction when it comes to what porn stars do that most normal women don’t.
Most if not all women do not enjoy performing oral sex as much as you think we do. We are more than happy to be on the receiving end. But, the very idea of having a penis in my mouth makes me gag. Men have it easy. Men performing oral sex is like licking a tootsie pop. I can hear you men now, “It isn’t as easy as it looks.” What, does your tongue get tired? Poor baby. Try taking that tootsie pop you were licking, dip it in thick syrup, coat it in salt, and shove it down your throat. Giving head is about as pleasant. The texture alone makes my stomach flutter.
Even when we break down and decide to give you this kind of pleasure, please do not “help” us. When I say help, I am referring to the hand on the back of the head. No matter what you see on porn, gentlemen, deep-throating is not something all women can do. Only extremely talented women have this ability. I personally have a very high gag reflex. So do not force us any farther than we want to go. We will perform at our own pace. If your helping hand gets a little over-zealous, we will start gagging and not like they do on the porn videos. No, we will physically get sick on your dick, and that ain’t sexy. Lastly, if we are performing oral sex, and your little cup is about to spill over,the least you can do is give us a courtesy tap on the shoulder.
Another misconception spread by the porn industry is that women like it in the ass. Some women do like anal sex. Hey, more power to you. But, for most of us, that is a one-way street, honey, and the sign says “Exit Only.” Nothing can ruin a good time like a little poke in the danger zone. It can transform that moist oasis into the driest desert in seconds.
My advice for men: take your time. Sex isn’t NASCAR. Enjoy it and help your woman enjoy it. There are plenty of options when it comes to sex. Find something you both are comfortable with and enjoy.
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It is nice to see that some industries are recession proof. It seems that the sex toy industry has actually seen great profits throughout these economic down times. My favorite quote from the article?
